A little bit of racism

Let me start by saying "I'm not a racist." I don't care what color dirt is, it's still just dirt. That being said, Why is there a BET, magazines specifically published for a certain race, MAPA, NAACP, even a movie titled White Men Can't Jump. Us poor American whites don't have bar mitzvahs, quinceaneras or anything cool like that. We used to have golf. Not anymore. We could claim hockey, but those are all Canadians. We don't even have cool names. Say "Antonio Banderas" with a spanish accent. That sounds cool. Now say "Larry the Cable Guy" with any accent. Not so cool huh.

Yea the KKK is associated with American whites, but that is like Jihad and Muslims. Not cool. Oh yea, forgot, most people would say we have NASCAR. Not us poor white folk. Try buying a ticket to that. I can't afford it.

Well what about country music? Yea, dominated by white folks. But there's a few that ain't white makin big names for themselves.

We also have U.S. history. That's like saying we have politics. That's not cool. That's a negative thing. I was reading that Senators and Congressmen rank below used car salesman in a survey about having morals and ethics. I'd rather be able to claim Oprah and Erkle than the Bush family or Clinton clan.

I say it is time to stop the madness. Hard times call for desperate measures. We need an organization for the advancement of okies, a red neck college fund. We need a trailer trash political party to rise up and say "It ain't fair, us poor honky trash got nothin cool to claim." Well... maybe Paris Hilton, but we want more.